I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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