Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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