We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I had to cum in my sink.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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