come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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