toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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