drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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operation have a gay friend backfired
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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