Are we in a gay sports bar?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
