he wants to bone in the snuggie
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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