First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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