I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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