She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Randomize
