I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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