____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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