Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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