I hate all girls vehemently.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
