The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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