i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
