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(407): View more from Florida

Your dick is once again the conversation topic.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"

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(615): View more from Tennessee

took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now

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(305): View more from Florida

Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water

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(631): View more from New York

ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight

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(440): View more from Ohio

That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?

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(512): View more from Texas

I think I fell in love last night

(210): View more from Texas

That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.

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