WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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