trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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