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(703): View more from Virginia

If i come over, it means nothing

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(561): View more from Florida

You drink too much

(1-561): View more from Florida

No, I drink just the right amount - too often.

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(714): View more from California

He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."

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(407): View more from Florida

cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.

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the diet of an alcoholic...

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(905): View more from Ontario

She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.

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(845): View more from New York

that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...

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(817): View more from Texas

Post-sex nachos deserve a song.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.

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