Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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