You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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