you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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