is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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