It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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