just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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