Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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