Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
my mouth tastes like poor choices
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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