school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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