...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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