you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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