Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
