I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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