Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
i think i just lost a toe
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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