um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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