Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Acid is not a monday night drug
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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