that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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