There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
...so i touched it.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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