i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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