Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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