do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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