when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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