Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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