I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
this will be a night to untag.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
