Banned from zoo.
Again?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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