i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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