Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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