i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Someone signed my nipple.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
