In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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